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| NEWS NEWS OMG NEWS
KIDS ON THE STREET KIDS ON THE BEAT BEATKIDS
Chuch, a.k.a. Megahead has conceded, he has agreed to follow the Cobra
way. I realise all of Team Cobra Strike wasn't together for this
decision, however I think we can all agree some decisions must be made
on the fly. The Panthernoids in the immediate area quickly fell into
the shadows when he was sworn in, however we can only assume that those
not in direct contact with Chuch are not aware of what has taken place
and will continue to show malevolence towards the order of cobras. It
is only logical to assume as well that there are various other groups
of 'Noids that will band together and continue this war.
That is all, upgrade your gray matter cause one day you may matter.
Postscript:
The roster now reads something to this likeness:
Scott/Captain Black Metal
Scoot/Dr.RockNRoll
Matt/Blackmatt
Dave/Davehat(The Anus Superstar)
Joel/leoJ
Jeff / Jak / Aladdin / ?
Chuch/Chuch
Post Postscript:
We are amazing.
Post Post Postscript:
Wu-Tang to the 4th
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| And now for the death threat, which has struck so much fear into
the megahead's...head...ugh...moving on. The threat that caused so much
fear it is wooing him towards the Cobra Way:
So, this raised finger of the
bearded mega head
does try to threaten
the Black Battalion
of striking cobras?!
HA!
we do here by commision
a lighting of this cat's whiskers
so as to disfigure him
of the face
and disrupt his brainwashing telepathy!
With his charred fur
and his low self esteem,
he will Wander his
11th dimension
To Die, ALONE,
and of No
Thoughts!
This is the will of SLAYER!
So It Will Be!
Kitties Forever!
Wu-Tang!
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| IMPORTANT NEWS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Team Cobra Strike is expanding, up from the 36 chambers, welcome our newest member Jeff (name in progress).
I'm about to blow light
me up. Upside downside inside and outside. Hittin you from every angle
there's no doubt. I am, the one and only Method Man. The master of the plan wrappin shit like Saran
Team Cobra Strike's official manifesto as scribed by Jeff (name in progress)
We, Team Cobra strike,
do here by declare War
on the Mutant Plutonian Panthernoids
from the 11th dimension!
Although You are kitties,
this deception will not fool
our black batallion!
REAL KITTIES
DO NOT EAT
BABIES!
the bearded mega head
will succumb to
our blessed war on terror!
our God will Send
DEATH!
and by the mighty hand
of Scoot the stupid,
The righteous will think less,
smoke newports,
and break stuff!
this is the will
of Team Cobra Strike
ALL HAIL SLAYER!
WU-TANG!
more coming later, plus! a death threat to the panthernoid leader
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| So I'll use this thing for it's intended purpose I suppose and actually give an update about stuff actually going on in my life.
and umm the sun's coming out so I
should probably go.
dave has been astronomically gay for the past 2 weeks and there has
been talks about him being replaced in pyro destructo with a drum
machine, the drum machine probably makes more sense when it talks and isn't flakey, so dave's looking pretty weak in comparison to an
inatimate object.
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